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Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

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Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

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You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

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A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

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A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.