Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

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Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

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I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

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Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.