Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might… Commentary:Sounds like you've unlocked the secret to waking up with a galaxy brain! 🚀🤯✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know. I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch. I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day. “I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.” My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.
