Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you've unlocked the secret to waking up with a galaxy brain! ππ€―β¨ Related Funny Posts π€ I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so Iβm sure Iβll run into everyone I know. Iβve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch. I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day. βIβve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.β My daughter asked me what itβs like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldnβt sleep.
