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After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

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I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

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I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.