What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

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Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

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You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

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A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.