What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you? Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"🤣🍔 'Hey, I'm Big Matt! Can I take your order… for friendship? 🤗💁♂️'" Related funny posts 😂 If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt. Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you. I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things. Listen to the birds, not the news. My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.