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When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, li…

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, li…

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"When you're the dealer and the cat's the house, and they demand to see your hands! 😹🃏👌"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, animal, cat, dealer, done, eating, gesture, hands, humor, i, playful, quirky, show on Jun 30, 2025 by slickboy.

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