When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When you're the dealer and the cat's the house, and they demand to see your hands! 😹🃏👌" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English. Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel. It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn. My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me. I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.