When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking. Commentary:Looks like "speechless" comes with a warranty for unlimited words 🚫🗣️😆 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse. I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people. Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.” If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”