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Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

I should’ve existed as a tree.

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Spotted on WeChat:

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

Just shared via TikTok:

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

Live now on Snapchat:

My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Spotted on Discord:

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

Seen just now on Instagram:

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

Going viral on Facebook:

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

Just landed via Reddit:

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

Spreading quickly via X:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Just landed via Discord:

Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.
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15 shares on WeChat this month:

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

57 shares on Reddit this month:

I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

85 shares on X this month:

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

54 shares on Threads this month:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

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Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

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Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

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The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

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When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

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All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

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Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

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You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

“Your password is too weak.” OK, well, I created him in my image.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WhatsApp:

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

Live now on X:

Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

Just shared via Snapchat:

“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

Going bananas on Slack:

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

Going viral on Messenger:

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

Just landed via Messenger:

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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