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“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

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Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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In banana years, I am bread.

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When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.