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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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🚪💁‍♂️ "When the doorbell rings, I'm always prepared for my dramatic entrance – you never know if it's a surprise guest or an escape opportunity! 🕺💃 #LifeOfDrama"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, door, doorbell, funny observation, home, humor, i, jacket, just, leave, observation, rings, situation, social, social situation, visitor, want on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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