Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan? Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Hopefully wearing a crown I made out of nachos! π§ππΊ #FiveBeerPlan" Related funny posts π All Iβm saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos. Iβm perfectly approachable as long as youβre carrying a plate of nachos. Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical. The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos β like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts. Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.