Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan? Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Hopefully wearing a crown I made out of nachos! π§ππΊ #FiveBeerPlan" Related Funny Quotes π€ If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert. I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts. Just gonna drink light beers today, because I donβt wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times. When youβre two beers in, and you realize she looks like God. Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.