Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s… Commentary:"Hopefully wearing a crown I made out of nachos! 🧀👑🍺 #FiveBeerPlan" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times. When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God. Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples. Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical. I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.