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I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

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Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

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Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

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I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.