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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

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I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

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My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

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I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

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I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

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My plans for today? Same as always: drink coffee and be sexy.

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First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.