You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

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If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

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I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

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All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

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You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

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I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.