You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

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Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

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Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

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“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.