I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt. It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick. There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.
