If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while youโ€™re breathing down my neck.

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while youโ€™re breathing down my neck.

Commentary:
Ah, the invisible force field of personal space in the check out line! ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ›’ Just remember, if you cozy up too close, you might end up involuntarily sponsoring someone's grocery run! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ธ #NeedMySpace

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