Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with … Commentary:"Taking 'sliding into DMs' to a whole new level of sophistication! 😂📬 #DMKing" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate. Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs? I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me. I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well. Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?
