Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elabor… Commentary:Just tidied up my room and pampered my skin—I'm basically a life coach now 😂🧹🧴✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence. My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room. I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership. If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room. How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.