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Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

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Who knew cars had such wanderlust? Hope it's not road tripping on my gas card too! πŸš—πŸ’¨πŸ΄β›½

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