Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.” Commentary:Haha, because who doesn't dream of being a spreadsheet superhero as a kid? ๐๐๐ฆธโโ๏ธ Related Funny Posts ๐ค Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company? Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up. Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire. Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive. Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.