A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the… Commentary:Escaping online used to be my hobby, now escaping offline is my survival skill! 😆🔌🌍 Related Funny Posts 🤝 We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it. Give us this day our daily internet validation. Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape. The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious. Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.