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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

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ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

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UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

Spotted on Messenger:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Seen just now on TikTok:

I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

Making waves on Slack:

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

Trending via X:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.
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Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

Trending via Threads:

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Just landed via Telegram:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Trending via Threads:

I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

Reported on Facebook:

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

Trending via Discord:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

Just shared via WeChat:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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