After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

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My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

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Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

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If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

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The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

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This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

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You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.