After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, Iβve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:If my bookshelves could talk, they'd say I'm shelf-centered and proud! ππ€£π Related funny posts π Remember itβs Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf. Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life. Listen to the birds, not the news. Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’ I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.