Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

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I probably think this song is about me.

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I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

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I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

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Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.