Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

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If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

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Can we skip to the rich part?

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Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

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Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.