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If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

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Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

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Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

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I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

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Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

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Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?