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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

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When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

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The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.