Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read. Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🐶📚 "Why yes, I do love to 'paws' and read my dog-eared book every night. Who needs new bookmarks when you can have eared bookmarks, right? 😂 Just trying to give off that well-read vibe…or at least the illusion of it! 🤓" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix. Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet. “My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting. There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want. My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.
