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Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that peo…

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that peo…

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🐶📚 "Why yes, I do love to 'paws' and read my dog-eared book every night. Who needs new bookmarks when you can have eared bookmarks, right? 😂 Just trying to give off that well-read vibe…or at least the illusion of it! 🤓"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, book, cleverness, dog, dog ear, ear, facade, humor, irony, keep, know, literary, nightstand, people, perception, read, reading, think on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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