Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

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Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

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Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

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Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

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Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

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Fries, not lies.

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I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.