Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

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Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

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Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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Social media may have been a mistake.

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“It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.