Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m… Commentary:Sounds like your washing machine is secretly running an Airbnb! 🧺😂🧳 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day? So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start. You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower. You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die. Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.