Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like your washing machine is secretly running an Airbnb! 🧺😂🧳 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day? Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected. So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start. You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower. You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.