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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

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My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

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I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.