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If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.