Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

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If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

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If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

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From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

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A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

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No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

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Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.