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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

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Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

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If you relate to me, get some help!

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I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

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Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.