Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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This entire month could’ve been an email.

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I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

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One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.