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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

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Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

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Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

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A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

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He took my last fry, your honor.

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.