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I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

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Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

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Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

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I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

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I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

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The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

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Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

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I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

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My back and I are definitely not the same age.

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There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

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Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

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Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

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If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

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Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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