Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.