Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

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Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

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Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

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Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

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Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

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Lately life has been all panic no disco.