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Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

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My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

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Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

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Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

Just shared via Discord:

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

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Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

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Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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You’re still ragebaiting? Everyone is on vagueposting now. Keep up.

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It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

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Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

84 shares on Twitch this month:

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

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If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

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Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

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There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

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I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

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I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

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More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

Making waves on Discord:

Have you tried making guacamole about it?

Broadcasted on Facebook:

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Seen just now on Twitch:

New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

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Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

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Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

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Does anyone know where I can find true love?

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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Does anyone know where I can find true love?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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