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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.