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Next to nothing is a weird place.

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Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต has copied:

Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ผ has shared:

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is โ€œone guy and his henchmenโ€?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ณ has copied:

One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ช has bookmarked:

Iโ€™d rather lose you than the argument.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has viewed:

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ has downloaded:

Iโ€™ve never been married, but I tell people Iโ€™m divorced so they wonโ€™t think something is wrong with me.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ has bookmarked:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡น has shared:

Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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Seen just now on Discord:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

Spotted on X:

No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

Just landed via Slack:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Itโ€™s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Everyone loves a little silent treatment on the weekend.

Going viral on Facebook:

Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

Spotted on Telegram:

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

Spotted on Reddit:

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

Seen just now on Threads:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while Iโ€™m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

Making waves on Reddit:

Iโ€™m not built to work, Iโ€™m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

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72 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Maybe the reason you havenโ€™t found your soulmate is because you donโ€™t have a soul.

100 shares on Slack this month:

Life is short, flirt with me!

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

45 shares on WeChat this month:

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, โ€œI canโ€™t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!โ€

32 shares on Slack this month:

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnnโ€ฆโ€ฆ the laundry.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You canโ€™t stop me. My tampon wrapper told me I was bold and brilliant.

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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Thereโ€™s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egรฉrmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means โ€œmouse cinemaโ€.

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Unfortunately, when you donโ€™t burden people with your problems, they assume you donโ€™t have any. Lol.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later wonโ€™t want.

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When someone giving me directions says, โ€œYou canโ€™t miss it,โ€ I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

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The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

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Donโ€™t be sad, laundry, nobodyโ€™s doing me either.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ป has copied:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has copied:

Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has copied:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ช has shared:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท has downloaded:

Mike is short for Micycle.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ถ has copied:

In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง has shared:

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฉ has viewed:

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. Iโ€™d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has copied:

Celebrating Presidentโ€™s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has bookmarked:

My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Seen just now on Twitch:

Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I will never stop being a quitter!

Going bananas on WeChat:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Trending via Slack:

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Not now, Iโ€™m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

Spotted on Reddit:

I get it, credit cards, Iโ€™ve reached my limit too.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

Going viral on YouTube:

Ainโ€™t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

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