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"Current status: Professional night owl, world-class morning zombie. 🦉☕😴"
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- I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.
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- When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.
- I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.
- I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.
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