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Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

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This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

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Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.