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Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and st…

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and st…

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"When your friend's job is more mysterious than Area 51 🤔🛸 #ProfessionalEnigma"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged actually, ask, career, curiosity, everyone, friend, humor, idea, late, living, long-term, mystery, relationship, social, still, too on Jun 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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