Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your friend's job is more mysterious than Area 51 🤔🛸 #ProfessionalEnigma" Related funny posts 😂 Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.” Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs. If lying was a job some people would be billionaires. At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally. I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.