First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Swipe right to "who's more wanted" ššā¤ļø Related Funny Quotes š¤ First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues. Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow. Date night idea: fight another couple. And for my next trick, Iām going to make this first date the last date. Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.