First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

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Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

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The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.