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Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.