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How do I un-know people?

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Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

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