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Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

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Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

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Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

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Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

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I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

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