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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

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Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

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Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

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That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

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Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

Spotted on Telegram:

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

Making waves on Pinterest:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

Just shared via Telegram:

One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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56 shares on Telegram this month:

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

42 shares on Discord this month:

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

54 shares on Threads this month:

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

39 shares on Threads this month:

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,124

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15,124

Updated

Dec 27, 2025

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Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

We interrupt coverage of one horrible story for breaking news of another horrible story.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Telegram:

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Trending via Reddit:

I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

Going viral on WeChat:

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

Spotted on Messenger:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

Spotted on YouTube:

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

Going bananas on Instagram:

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

Shared recently on Instagram:

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

Trending via WeChat:

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

Going viral on Discord:

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

Going bananas on Telegram:

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

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