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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

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Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

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Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

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If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

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There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

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Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

Seen just now on Discord:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

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All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

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Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

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Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

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The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

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I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

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When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

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When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

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If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

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Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

Reported on Twitch:

The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

Going viral on Threads:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Reported on WhatsApp:

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

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