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Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

People who don’t have Twitter are trying to show you stuff you laughed at a month ago.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

I have lived way too many lives for people to think they know everything about me.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

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Breaking via Messenger:

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

Trending via Twitch:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Shared recently on Pinterest:

My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

Seen just now on Discord:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

Shared recently on Threads:

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Live now on Messenger:

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

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22 shares on Reddit this month:

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

42 shares on Threads this month:

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

20 shares on Instagram this month:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

73 shares on X this month:

It seems really unfair that my future depends on me.

40 shares on X this month:

The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

60 shares on Discord this month:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

19 shares on Discord this month:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

38 shares on Facebook this month:

No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

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Oh good. Another day.

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I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

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The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

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As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

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I swear every time I look up from my phone, it’s a different holiday.

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Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

No, babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on TikTok:

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

Trending via Facebook:

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

Just landed via Instagram:

Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?

Trending via Facebook:

We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Trending via YouTube:

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

Going bananas on Reddit:

The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

Just shared via Instagram:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

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