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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

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My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Trending via Instagram:

Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

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I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

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We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

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Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

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Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

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Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

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Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

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