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Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Been getting really into nothing.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

Breaking via Telegram:

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

Trending via Slack:

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Live now on X:

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

Trending via Messenger:

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

64 shares on YouTube this month:

Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’

56 shares on Messenger this month:

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

17 shares on Discord this month:

Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

45 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

50 shares on Discord this month:

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Threads:

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Just landed via YouTube:

If three ghosts visited me on Christmas, I’d make them play Mario Party with me.

Just landed via Telegram:

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

Spotted on Twitch:

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

Spotted on YouTube:

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

Making waves on WeChat:

I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

Breaking via YouTube:

“I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

Spotted on Discord:

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

Just shared via Slack:

Life is weird and then you die.

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