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I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

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Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

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NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

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Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

Just landed via Threads:

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

Making waves on Telegram:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Just landed via Threads:

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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Reported on LinkedIn:

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Live now on Twitch:

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Trending via Twitch:

God saw you do that.

Reported on Facebook:

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

Just shared via Telegram:

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

Trending via X:

Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Spotted on Facebook:

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

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Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

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The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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