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Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

Spotted on Telegram:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Making waves on Messenger:

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

Making waves on Discord:

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Going viral on Snapchat:

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

Spotted on Reddit:

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

Trending via Threads:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Trending via Discord:

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

Live now on TikTok:

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

Making waves on TikTok:

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Just shared via Reddit:

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

Just landed via YouTube:

I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

Spotted on Reddit:

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

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