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Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Breaking via TikTok:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Just shared via WhatsApp:

The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

Trending via YouTube:

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

Live now on Reddit:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

Going viral on WeChat:

First responders? You mean reply guys?

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24 shares on Facebook this month:

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

41 shares on TikTok this month:

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

50 shares on Instagram this month:

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

29 shares on Discord this month:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

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We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

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Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

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I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

You’d think, with the amount of overthinking I do, I’d make the right decision.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Snapchat:

When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

Going viral on Threads:

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Just shared via Threads:

I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

Breaking via Messenger:

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

Spotted on Snapchat:

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Seen just now on YouTube:

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Just landed via Snapchat:

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

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