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Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

May you heal from that fanfic that never got updated.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

Shared recently on TikTok:

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

Trending via Instagram:

Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

Just shared via YouTube:

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Just landed via X:

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

Trending via X:

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

Making waves on Instagram:

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

36 shares on Discord this month:

An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

82 shares on X this month:

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

37 shares on Reddit this month:

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

20 shares on YouTube this month:

Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

41 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

10 shares on Discord this month:

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

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I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

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Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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Shopping is the only exercise I need.

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Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

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Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

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Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

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Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Can’t believe my neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 a.m. last night… Luckily, I was still up playing the drums.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

Shared recently on TikTok:

A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

Making waves on Telegram:

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

Going viral on TikTok:

I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

Spotted on WeChat:

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

Making waves on Discord:

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

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