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This too shall pass, but what the hell?

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

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A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

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Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

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Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

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This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

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Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

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Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

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I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

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Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

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Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Tested positive for being single af

Going viral on Facebook:

My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

Just landed via Facebook:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug, but you’re not gonna like the performance.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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I put the mess in domestic.

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