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Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Spotted on Telegram:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Seen just now on Discord:

Is this simulation from Temu?

Just shared via Telegram:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

Making waves on Telegram:

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

Live now on Telegram:

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

Breaking via Slack:

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

Just landed via YouTube:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

Just shared via Pinterest:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

99 shares on WeChat this month:

“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

46 shares on TikTok this month:

Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

26 shares on Slack this month:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

93 shares on Discord this month:

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

68 shares on TikTok this month:

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

33 shares on Slack this month:

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

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5 folks are currently checking 👀

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

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The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

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Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

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The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

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Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Shared recently on Threads:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

Freshly posted on X:

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

Just landed via YouTube:

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Trending via Telegram:

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

Seen just now on X:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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