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Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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If you breakdance you buy dance.

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Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Just landed via Instagram:

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

Live now on LinkedIn:

I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

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I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Spotted on X:

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

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Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

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There are too many neglected emojis.

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

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People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

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Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

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As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

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I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

Live now on Telegram:

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

Just shared via Facebook:

Not again. I mean good morning.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

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