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Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

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I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Making waves on Snapchat:

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Breaking via Snapchat:

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

Trending via Facebook:

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Just landed via Facebook:

There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Seen just now on Threads:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

Making waves on Facebook:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

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Sounds like your Thanksgiving spirit animal is a socially awkward turkey! 🦃👻😂

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Oh, the horror of group assignments looming like a dark, mysterious forest! 🌲👻 Don't worry, you're not alone in your fear of projects after experiencing Blair Witch at a tender age. Just remember, there's no need to summon spooky spirits to get your work done on time! 😉📚 #ProjectFear #BlairWitchNightmares

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Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m only dead on the outside.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

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Just shared via Instagram:

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

Spotted on Facebook:

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

Making waves on Messenger:

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

Freshly posted on Threads:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Broadcasted on Discord:

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

Going viral on TikTok:

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

Just shared via X:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Trending via WeChat:

I can’t be bothered with people that can’t be bothered.

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