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Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

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My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

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For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

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My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

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My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

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I’d rather lose you than the argument.

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My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

92 shares on Messenger this month:

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

35 shares on TikTok this month:

Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

51 shares on Reddit this month:

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

94 shares on Threads this month:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

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According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Trending via Instagram:

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

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The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

Just shared via Snapchat:

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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