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Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

297 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,566

Funny Quotes Topics

17,623

Funny Quotes Images

15,566

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

Users Online

3,421

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Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Spotted on Telegram:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

Just landed via Reddit:

Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

Going viral on Reddit:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

Just shared via Messenger:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

90 shares on Slack this month:

Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

72 shares on X this month:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

30 shares on Messenger this month:

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

39 shares on Slack this month:

Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

23 shares on Slack this month:

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

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Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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The worst person you know is studying psychology.

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Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

297 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,566

Funny Quotes Topics

17,623

Funny Quotes Images

15,566

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

Users Online

3,552

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Snapchat:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

Going viral on WeChat:

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

Just landed via Discord:

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

Spotted on Threads:

Sane is boring.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

Freshly posted on X:

They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

Making waves on Snapchat:

This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

Making waves on Telegram:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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