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Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

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Seen just now on Messenger:

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Going viral on Discord:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

Live now on WhatsApp:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Just shared via X:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Spotted on TikTok:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Spotted on Facebook:

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

49 shares on TikTok this month:

God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

85 shares on Slack this month:

Everything feels like thinking the stripper actually likes you.

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

77 shares on Twitch this month:

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

38 shares on X this month:

I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

46 shares on Threads this month:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

78 shares on Discord this month:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

21 shares on Threads this month:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

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Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

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Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

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Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Trending via Instagram:

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Going viral on Messenger:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Trending via YouTube:

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

Broadcasted on X:

I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

Making waves on WeChat:

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Seen just now on Messenger:

He who laughs last didn’t get it.

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