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Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

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He took my last fry, your honor.

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My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

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I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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Tell your dog I said woof woof.

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Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

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I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

Seen just now on Slack:

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

Just landed via YouTube:

I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

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Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

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Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

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Trending via YouTube:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Breaking via X:

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

Just shared via Threads:

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is β€œI’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Breaking via Reddit:

Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

Making waves on Facebook:

When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

Going viral on TikTok:

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

Just landed via Messenger:

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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