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Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

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I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

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Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

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Hawk o the mornin tuah

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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

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Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

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Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

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Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

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Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

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Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

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Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

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One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

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You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

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I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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