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Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

I wish I had a friend like me.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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Making waves on Discord:

A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

Making waves on Facebook:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Trending via WhatsApp:

They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

Just landed via WeChat:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

Going viral on X:

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Going viral on Messenger:

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Spotted on WeChat:

Every cat is a little celebrity to me.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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59 shares on Reddit this month:

Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

36 shares on Discord this month:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

78 shares on Telegram this month:

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

10 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

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The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Slack:

Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

Spotted on TikTok:

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

Just landed via Instagram:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

Just shared via X:

Asking the cashier how I’m doing today.

Seen just now on YouTube:

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Making waves on X:

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

Spotted on Instagram:

Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

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